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Browse our collection of 301 Pirate Humor Blankets . Most designs are also available on T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Racerbacks, Sweatshirts, Hoodies and other items. Designed and printed in the USA. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Gentleman Pirate Sailor Jerry Tattoo Blanket
Celebrate one of pirates greatest with this old school tattoo design dedicated to the fanciest pirate who ever sailed the seven seas, the one who kills with kindness, Stede Bonnet.
Be Gay Do Pirate Stuff Blanket
Let's be gay and do pirate stuff, argh! Show off your love for being a queer pirate with this pirate pride design!
Support Your Local Mergang Blanket
This pretty mermaid blanket is bound to make you some nautical mermaid friends. With an illustration of two mermaids holding tridents surrounding a jolly roger, they're sure to keep the seas free of nasty pirates. This girl gang blanket is perfect for mermaids, mergangs, feminists, fans of feminism and fantasy creatures and monsters.
Kraken Tangle Pattern Blanket
This Kraken Blanket is perfect for any fan of nautical style illustration, and cryptozoology. Show some love for your favorite ship wrecking, pirate fearing, tentacles beast of the mysterious sea. This design is sure to impress any fan of the deep sea!
More Pan Than Peter And Twice As Magical Blanket
When it comes to sexual orientation, I'm more pan than Peter. With twice the magic, and possibly three times the glitter. It's a hassle, though, after a while. Gotta watch out for hook-handed pirates every which way. Pan folks are an important and awesome star, shining on in this big queer galaxy- so if you're the pan with the plan, own it loud and proud with this cute pride blanket design.
Spooky Cute Cats in Halloween Costumes Blanket
Spooky cute cats in Halloween costumes, we've got a princess, pumpkin, pirate, witch, bumblebee, superhero and skeleton. Cute little kitties say both "boo!" and "meow!" as they trick or treat for candy this year.
Free Hugs Blanket Blanket
Brr! I'm cold! Keep me warm! Cuddle up next to your favorite pirate and hope you don't get the cold shoulder from some frozen hearted bounty hunter trying to freeze your ability to love with this adorable parody on the famous "free hugs" design.
Porco Rosso Fleet Blanket Blanket
This cool blanket inspired by the classic animated film Porco Rosso features assorted airplanes and hidden among them is the iconic red plane of Porco Rosso, an Italian World War I ex-fighter ace, now living as a freelance bounty hunter chasing "air pirates" in the Adriatic Sea. Perfect for fans of anime, Hayao Miyazaki, Studio Ghibli, Japanese animation, animated films, pigs, airplanes, cool patterns, and flying!
Feathery Vagina Pattern Blanket
Introducing the most cheeky and creative product: the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket! This playful yet subtly designed blanket is perfect for those who want to add a touch of humor to their home decor. Our unique pattern is a playful take on genitalia that will have your guests doing a double-take. The Feathery Vagina Pattern is more than just a decor item, it's a statement piece that represents your individuality and free spirit. It's perfect for snuggling up with a loved one or for use as a conversation starter at your next party. With its soft and cozy feel, this blanket is both practical and fun. The best part? You don't have to be ashamed of your unique quirks and traits, embrace them with the Feathery Vagina Pattern blanket. Add some spice to your home decor today with this witty and irresistibly cheeky product!
Everyone Forgot My Birthday Blanket
Show off your love of the holidays with this Christmas inspired, Jesus humor, religious parody greeting card! Give Jesus Christ a little shoutout and get some laughs out of your religious family members!
Pankakke Blanket
This hentai-inspired design is for all those anime lovers out there with a dirty sense of humor. This dirty little stack of pancakes is ready for a lot of syrup!
It's Lit Bonfire Blanket
Darksouls is LIT! Especially the bonfire... it's essential. Gamer nerds will likely flock to you in search of a place to rest when sporting this design! Sit back, relax, and level up with those souls you've gathered!
Llama On A Rainbow Blanket
Show off your magical llama-ness with this funny illustration of a llama on a rainbow! Perfect for a llama lover, LGBTQ, cute rainbows, llama jokes, llama humor, rainbow love, and feeling super cute like this llama!
UF-Ho Ho Ho Santa Alien Blanket
Celebrate the holidays with extraterrestrial gifts from space! This, "UF-Ho Ho Ho" santa alien design is perfect for space lovers, Christmas puns, and holiday humor!
Kawaii Penises Pattern Blanket
Kawaii Penises, or Kawaii weenies, or even, dare I say... Kaweenies cover this super cute NSFW pattern. Each kaweenie is unique, and of course, kawaiiiii!
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack Blanket
My Neck My Back My Naughty Children Sack. WHERE ARE THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN!!! Show that it's Krampus time again with this fun Christmas, song parody design.
When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas Blanket
Try your hardest to celebrate the holidays with this funny, skeleton christmas design featuring the text "When You're Dead Inside But It's Christmas" with a skeleton wearing Christmas lights and a santa hat! Perfect for when you're dead inside, Christmas humor, holiday jokes, and a sassy Christmas!
Spicy Heck Boy Satan Blanket
Show off your love of satan with this super hilarious, satanic humor, occult themed, pentagram, hell design! Let the world know who you worship: THE Spicy Heck Boy!
Baby Got Bach Blanket
Baby got Bach! Show your good sense of humor and your love for music with this funny parody of baby got back in classical style! Add some humor to your collection of musical themed throw blankets with this design.
Merry Trashmas Raccoon Blanket
Merry Trashmas! Show your love for Raccoons and the holiday season with this Christmas and trash panda inspired design.
Because Science Blanket Blanket
This should be your go-to answer to all questions. Let everyone know that science is the answer to everything with this super nerdy, science lover's, science humor blanket! Cuddle up with the power of science!
Eve Was Framed Blanket Blanket
Eve was framed! Let your inner feminist show with this fun feminism humor blanket! Everyone knows you can crush the patriarchy better with a good night's sleep.
Guess I'll Die d20 Blanket
Nat 1? welp, guess I'll die. There's nothing worse than rolling a 1 on your precious d20, It always feels as though your own dice betrayed you! May the DM have mercy on your soul.
Screams In Gay Edvard Munch Parody Blanket
Show off your gay fear or queer excitement with this funny, "Screams In Gay" art parody design based on the famous Edvard Munch painting! Perfect for an artsy gay, queer artists, LGBTQ humor, and pride!
Pet Cats Hail Satan Sphynx Blanket
Hell doesn't care about cat hair. Show off your love of all things occult and cat love with this, "Pet Cats Hail Satan" sphynx cat design featuring a satanic sphynx! Perfect for funny cat gifts, occult humor, satanic rituals, and hailing satan!
I'm A Cat Person Blanket
I'm a cat person, obviously. Show that you're a cat person with this funny cat lovers design featuring an illustration of a cat dressed like a human. Perfect for having a weird sense of humor and of course, cat people.
Dungeons and Dragons Hidden Peen Pattern Blanket
If you look closely, things may not be exactly as they seem... can you find all the hidden penises in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired pattern?
Who's Joe Daddy? Blanket
Show off your love of Joe with this Joe Biden design featuring the text "Who's Joe Daddy?" (cuz have you SEEN young Joe Biden???). Perfect for a democrat, liberal, political humor, politics jokes, Joe Biden memes, and loving the vice president!
Lick Me Daddy Blanket
You scream, we scream, we all scream..... aaah~! Lick up all of the punny goodness of that creamy goodness with the sprinkles on top with this ahegao ice cream tee!
Holiday Drinking Team Blanket
Get your drinking team ready for the holidays with this funny holiday drinking design featuring the text "Holiday Drinking Team" with illustrations of some festive beers and a Christmas tree! Perfect for Christmas parties, holiday gatherings, holiday drinking, teams, and celebrating Christmas together drinking!
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